You Can Never Be Too Careful Online

Not wanting to touch the outside of the mask (I guess . . .), Dr. H
takes a brief tech break with it on. It begs captions, like:
"A Mac is STILL less likely to get a virus" OR
"Those don't prevent COMPUTER viruses." OR
"You know it's time to dump Vista when . . ."
Others?
(yes, I'm contemplating a Mac purchase)